Wild and Crazy

Today, after seeing the movie Hope Springs,  I was talking a with a friend and we were trying to see if we were really wild and crazy women. What kind of wild things did I ever do?
Thinking back:
1.  I roller skated around an open man hole cover.
2 I walked along the top of a fence that had rose bushes growing on the other side.
3. I swung on a neighbors rope swing out over a dusty dirty root covered cliff  (It possibly was a hill.)
4. At some point in elementary school I walked home from school on the side of the apartments closest to the woods.
5. Hmm can't think of anything else except riding behind strange ( well they were from Calumet and Laurium Michigan) teenage boys on their motorcycles.
6. Ah yes, My boyfriend used to climb the wall into my bedroom at night. But that was him climbing I just threw out the sheet.
7.  Once I went 100 mph on the Beltway just to see if my Mustang would do it.
8. Last year I rode the Lazy River in Kings Island during a thunder storm because I couldn't get out until we reached the stairs.
9. A couple of years ago I went swimming off the rocks at the light house in Eagle Harbor.
10. Three times I had unprotected sex and got pregnant. ( You would think that after the first time I would figure out something from this lesson.)

Lets face  it, I am not a wild or crazy  woman. I mean I don't ride roller coasters, much less rides that go upside down or spin around. I have never jumped out of a plane, or skied a mountain side.  I have never hiked the Appalachian trail nor have I sailed around the world.  Though once I went boating on the Chesapeake Bay and sun bathed in a two piece bathing suit. I am just a plain happy person who likes to have a mildly good time and loves to play with kids!

I love to roast marshmallows over a campfire, play cards, do crafts, pick a thimble berry or two, and every now and then go crazy up the down the escalator.  That my friends is good enough for me.